Reuben

BULLSHIT!

2009-12-26T18:43:00.003+08:00

Ok. I have been watching Penn&Teller Bullshit!. Awesome show. Ridiculously funny and educational.

Here's some funny parts.

Lvl 120

2009-11-09T11:45:00.001+08:00

Woot, my Night Walker has attained maximum level.
I'm so awesome. Actually it did at saturday night around 8 30
With echo, 8wa buff, SE and MW 20, my TT can 1 star 17k on froscola when I use steely.
Imagine if I used cider and ilbi.

My mage reached quest specialist medal. Now, I'm going to slack mage.
And I will be going SGB daily with my NW and sometimes mage. Need to get the weird medal. Those who maple are free to come along.

School holidays are approaching, but first, there will be script checking and dreaded CAP. Hope I get above 4 this sem.

New level of AWESOME

2009-10-14T21:35:00.002+08:00

Ok. I can't believe I forgot to post this.
Anyway, not long ago, I might have posted this video of some epic shredding.

This guy is still very epic
But heres someone who is just as awesome(yes they are so awesome that I actually spell awesome instead of awsm)
I think in due time, this guy will overtake MAB as fastest ever or something.

Anyway, I just wasted ALOT of time watching SG idol. Today was MJ tribute so I hope that for once they DONT FAIL AS HARD.
BUT I WAS WRONG. THEY TOOK ALL THE LAME BORING MJ SONGS.
If I was on that show, I will spend the one week no lifing guitar until I can play the beat it solo and rape ass. Although I will probably never make it pass the auditions. I will definitely go there and scream and growl and scare viewers at home and make little kids cry. Only two songs that I kinda like were sung... badly... Thriller and Billie Jean. No beat it, no smooth criminal, no bad... GAH FAIL!

PS: AWSM PIC

Took it when I went to buy a printer.

Got pwnt today

2009-10-12T17:50:00.004+08:00

Lol today SUCKED.
First of all, I could not sleep well at night ( as usual) .
Secondly, when I woke up today, both lifts were screwed so I had to zombie my way down 8 floors.
Thirdly, I forgot to bring my house keys so I stoned outside my house for about a hour and a half, waiting for my sister to come home and open the door. I managed to score 1.7m points in quadrapop in a game that lasted half hour. It was like my 13th game ever or something. This proves how awesome and bored I am.
Anyway, I shall go change the blog song. Getting tired of it.

Time for random pics of OWN.

But first, a pic of epic ultimate uber fail

Me pwning FOF I can't remember what song I was playing but hell this is awesome without hacks.

School Keyboard FAIL

KFC>Zoo Win

Some random pics of QJH, THEO and THE CHANG at SSEF or whatever competition

Theo's future president pose'

QJH hacking the pentagon

Chang Han using the force to move really fast

OMG NINJA

Chang Han using laser eye to burn this bottle.
Don't mess with THE CHANG.

Stupid Cross Country

2009-05-01T20:24:00.000+08:00

DAMN. STUPID WRETCHED RAIN.
Bloody rain forced the school to cancel cross country. SIAN.
I wanted to watch people SUFFER.
Hope there will be a make up.
No school + watch noobs suffer also.
Miracle. Kausik was like 11th in level
He's not very good but better than me.
Still, he's definitely not pro enough to get 11th.
Chang Han got 51/80
MIRACLE

Anyway, we later all pang seh our class outing and went for a 202 outing. Actually 202+ Kenrick + Kyle + Zawadul AND RAM.

We wanted go J8 but den most classes going there so we dao. Decided on Suntec but the harbourfront bus came first so we went vivo.

I bought this super sweet orange drink from cheers for like 1.60. More worth than sweettalk, since the amoung is actually more.

It was seriosly sweet as hell. Everyone freeloaded abit, but I kinda freeloaded people back at Subway for lunch. I bought this newer flavour of pringles and hid it in TTS bag and we went to watch X-MEN

I already watched it so I was just kinda wasting 8.50. LOL

Anyway this outing quite successful and fun compared to the previous one.

The previos one on CNY we went to bugis and plaza sing to and fro and eventually went home whole some went to LAN shop.

Anyway going home was epic. Shri, Kausik, VJ, TTS, RAM wanted to take bus but they went wrong side so they lazy find busstop and went MRT. At clementi me n Ken saw Kausik and Ram going off so we called Kausik who then told us Shri and VJ was still on the MRT. EPIC SKILL

O well time to study for stupid ass exams. Hope I get pro CAP this sem.

PS. I think Zac is making me horny like in year 1 again.

Bush

2009-04-19T13:29:00.002+08:00

Ok. Durin IT club we had a break which I used to surf uncyclopedia which miraculously wasn't blocked. According to Xavier in the morning, google was blocked, which was WTF?
This led to the theorem that google was the largest porn surfing website. EVER. Come to think of it, it is true in a sense.
Anyway I think the admins temporarily removed the blocks or something. Here's an epic article

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/George_Dubya_Bush

Bodom FTW
They write Bush is a fan of COB
lmao

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/2f/Bush_gollum.jpg

Stupid Speech Day

2009-04-09T19:45:00.001+08:00

Lol Speech Day today.
Damn boring.
Shall not elaborate.

Machinema

2009-04-01T18:41:00.002+08:00

Assoc Prof series.
Damn cool

Back to School

2009-03-23T19:42:00.000+08:00

Sian school reopen liao.
Got bloody CT.
Math today I think I did reasonably well, except for the vectors last part which I sorta screwed up.
GLJY all for BioD tmr lol

NINJA TRAINING CAMP

2009-03-19T22:46:00.002+08:00

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT

STUNNED. These 'ninjas' are doing stuff that you see in movies.
ONLY WITHOUT ROPES.
PWNAGE. These people should join that Japanese game show ninja warrior
Anyway..time to study..
Mage reached lv 150 and dit reached 99
Slowly train to 100 during school days
Like 1 hr per day or something.
Btw. SOLOED papulatus cock

Hols coming soon

2009-03-06T20:24:00.002+08:00

Woohoo, hols are coming soon. Just 1 more bloody week. This sem is relatively easy except for the 2 bio modules which I have to mug during the hols
lol.

Random card trick. very cool. I know how to do but I fail miserably at it.

Metal Gear Solid 4

2009-02-25T21:15:00.004+08:00

This game is badass cool.
Its some PS3 FSP game( which is kinda cool)but the best thing about this game is probably the graphics and cutscenes. For most games, whenever a cutscene comes along, I usually skip it, but for this, the cutscenes are just jaw dropping.

Its like damn bloody flawless and cool fight sequence.
Pity its a PS3 game. Hoping this comes out for PC.
Then again, maybe not. My com probably too low specs to play =(
Heres more awesome pwnage.

This is some real ass animation. Unlike the overrated popular ANIME
The violence I see in anime is SLOW AND DRAGGY.
The characters always shout our their 'special attacks' and scream at the top of their lungs whenever attacking. Also, there is often 'intense' dialogue and lotsa lotsa flashbacks. The blood splash is totally unrealistic and blood stains/epic attacks that causes planets to explode wont even leave scars on other characters.

Heres a parody of DBZ(found on http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Laws_of_Anime_Physics)

Did I forget to mention that the for some anime, some parts of the fighting is repititive? Well it is.
(i.e) DBZ. Its like punch block kick block series that loops for 512864912659 years.

Ok. Enough anyways, thanks to Kausik, who played commando 2(some lame miniclip game that ripped off metalslug), I downloaded and am playing Metal Slug 1,2,3,4,5 and X.
Brings back memories... Now I feel like downloading street fighter and mario of PC(if there is such a thing)

Heavy Metal Guy

2009-02-23T16:20:00.003+08:00

OMG I just found the best cartoon ever.

Its this epic fellow who sings metal on random stuff.

Its made by the same people who did Happy Tree Friends.
Btw theres lots of new HTF vids. Go watch. Damn nice.

Rob Schneider

2009-02-21T20:46:00.004+08:00

South Park ROX lmao

Since I sorta suck at writing and I know alot of retarded stuff on youtube, I'm gonna share them.
Some south Park Episode parodying guitar hero

http://allsp.com/l.php?id=e166

Lol Alastair.

2009-02-18T18:06:00.005+08:00

Lol men Kenrick and Shri saw some guy that is a splitting image of Alabob, with abit more facial hair and probably abit more brains.

Anyway today was retarted. Ken n Shri pang seh all the noobs in MTG draft lmao. They ended up going to Niel house or smth.

Bio today was damn cool. The worm shit scared me enough to be hygenic if I ever go overseas. And the doctor that treat the patient suay. When diagnose nid to look at the patient's shit.

Somehow I felt hungry.

Wasted money by eating a 12 inch subway + regular meal(coke n 2 cookies) bloody filling. Next time just be jew and choose the student meal thingy

Btw I am now a pastafarian and I have a bloody urge to eat spaghetti. Anyway during the June hols im gna maple abit.. March chong Chief Dit to 100 June hols play PIRATE.

Yes, I know I initially disliked pirates and flamed them for sucking, but they are not THAT bad. Besides, pirates are the chosen people of the FSM. I think June I can chong to level at least 50

BUT I am not going to play pirate if buccaneers cannot use shield(I wan godly dmg. Trade off my wa 8 theif WG for a wa8 WWG den get wa 11 shield and use money in dit buy 5dex dog nose).

RAmen

P.S
look at this fucking epic guitar
http://www.enjoyhere.net/cool-pictures/36-cool-pictures/74-epic-guitar
theres another guitar thats an AK47 too
for those of ye lazy bastards

stolen from
http://www.yewknee.com/_img/blog/blog_guitars.jpg

EPIC STORY

2009-02-14T13:15:00.003+08:00

Ok this weekend I have shitloads of HW...
Bio leaf thingy.(doing later.. nid ask my mom wad bloody leaves they are)
Math ASS3(doing later)
CHEM WS3(doing tmr)
CHI 2 ESSAYS(doing 1 when my sis lends me the bloody E-DIC and the other on monday)
MATH test(meh lazy study)
CELL BIO QUIZ
AND
CHEM STORY for DEMONSTRATION DAY
which I just finished writing and I'm so pleased with the outcome I'm gonna post it here.
Btw my reaction is Uranium235+ 1 neutron...... NOT
Its KMNO4 and H2O2 to form lots of smoke.
Anyway, fearing that I cannot hit 3 mins, I included a 'preview' which I kinda ripped off PABLO FRANCISCO.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE ACTION?
ONE CARD, ONE DECISION, ONE CHANCE
HE TRIED TO WARN THEM, BUT THEY WOULDN'T LISTEN
(ITS NOT SAFE! GET OUT OF HERE!)
DOUBLE THE ACTION
(2 drops of h202)
TRIPLE THE EXCITEMENT
(GET DOWN!)
MORE EXCITEMENT
(GET DOWN AGAIN!)
THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT STRUCK THEM
(1 drop of h2o2)
THIS SUMMER!
ACE OF SPADES IS... BREATHELIZER
ONLY IN THEATERS.

Ok... now for the real shit...
Not so long ago, in a land not so faraway, there was the kingdom of SPADOM. For a thousand and one years, the SPADIOMS lived in peace and prosperity.
However, SPADOM'S neighbouring country's ruler was a wicked witch. The QUEEN OF HEARTS one day decided to cast a terrible spell and cursed all the people of SPADOM to die so that HEARTOM could dominate them and occupy its territory.
However, the all knowning grand seer and arch magician of SPADOM, the ACE OF SPADES prophecized that in 13 days, the seemingly sleeping volcano of SPADOM,SPARTA, will spew out clouds of billowing poisonous gases and kill off everybody in SPADOM.
And thus, he began on an epic journey to warn the KING AND QUEEN OF SPADES of this terrible impending disaster.
After 4 days 7 hours 51 minutes and 47 seconds of travel, the ACE OF SPADES reached the castle of SPADOM... SPADIA.
FARAWAY, MOUNT SPARTA had already began showing signs of waking from its deep slumber.
(1 drop of h202)
Despite the ACE OF SPADES's efforts, the KING was a bumbling moron and QUEEN was always looking in a mirror, too vain to reply. The EVIL JACK OF SPADES who was having a secret affair with the QUEEN OF HEARTS manipulated the KING into dismissing the ACE OF SPADES warning as a blaberring fool.
Knowing what had to be done, the ACE OF SPADES decided to take matters into his own hands. Using evil dark magic his master accidentally discovered and imparted to him before tripping,falling and dying, the ACE OF SPADES had once swore never to use such dark powers. Aware that time is running out, the ACE OF SPADES casted his spell in desperation and summoned 42 deathligers and ventured to the KINGDOM OF HEARTOM.
After 7 days, 5 hours 13 minutes and 29 seconds of travel, the ACE OF SPADES reached the KINGDOM OF HEARTOM. The land of the HEARTS was a confusing one, with RA,RV,LA and LV and the average of 70 earthquakes per minute. But our hero, the ACE OF SPADES managed to find his way around to the CORONARY palace of the HEART KINGDOM. By this time, it was less than a day before MOUNT SPARTA erupted with clouds of toxic gas.
(3 drops of h202)
Lazy to negotiate with the QUEEN OF HEARTS and frustrated with the land of HEARTOM, ACE OF SPADES decided to kill the QUEEN with the 42 deathligers.
Perhaps it was the antagonizing travel or perhaps it was the dark magic embedding itself into the soul of the ACE OF SPADES, but the ACE OF SPADES found that the spell was irreversable and with a sudden stroke of genius, recalled an old spell changing the direction of the wind. With minutes left before the volcanic eruption, the ace of spades changed the direction of the wind south, from SPADOM TO HEARTOM. Using the remaining mana points he has left, he quickly did a reversing spell, swapping his place with the JACK OF SPADES.
(spam h202)
Thus, the people of HEARTOM died and SPADOM lived happily ever after.

LOL... I feel like Douglas Adams/Kyle/Tian Lu...
Since when did my bullshitting skills become so epic?
I think this story can go for 5 mins.
Anyway if I'm bored I shall elaborate on the stupid story and maybe add in dialogue...
This June hols might be a good time. I'm too bored of maple and I'm going to spend my time learning card magic tricks, card manipulation and maybe play(but not chong) my cheif bandit.

K its now time to do other homework.

Yay im 16

2009-02-14T10:21:00.002+08:00

Woohoo... Im 16.. finally can watch all those NC16 movies(in theaters) instead of torrenting the damn thing like 57816490246219856 million years later.

Some damn movies I wanna watch

SAW6(probably R21)
F13 2009
Final Destination
TERMINATOR SALVATION
Transformers 2
X-men maybe

w/o wasting stupid money on magic/dm i probably can afford.. unless eat too much subway/mos in the new mall at Clementi. BTW i hope that mall as a cinema. So we don't have to all the way to bugis/ dhoby for movies.

now to end this post, i shall find a funny ass vid

AFRO NINJA

And FRIENDS

Bullshit Bingo

2009-01-31T18:35:00.002+08:00

Do you keep falling asleep in staff meetings?

What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here's a way to change all of that:

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

Synergy

Strategic fit

Core competencies

Out of the box

Bottom line

Revisit

Take that off-line

24/7

Out of the loop

Benchmark

Value-added

Proactive

Win-win

Think outside the box

Fast track

Result-driven

Empower (or empowerment)

Knowledge base

At the end of the day

Touch base

Mindset

Client focus(ed)

Ballpark

Game plan

Leverage

Cascade

Sequential or sequentially

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"

Testimonials from satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

"I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
- Jack W., Boston

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
- David D., Florida

"What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win."
- Bill R., New York City

“The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box."
- Ben G., Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours."
- Harry A, Chantilly

"Thanks Bingo creator for thinking outside the box and proactively creating this value-added knowledgebase that is a strategic fit with my core competencies and current client focused mindset. I can leverage our existing process and exploit the inherent synergies to expand the knowledgebase to cater to our result driven folks who will work 24/7 to put it on a fast-track. This cascading game-plan is what I call a truly win-win situation."
- Swami S, Sunnyvale, CA

Ripped off some ulu site.. first came across at sickipedia.org(<------- uber win site)

Perhaps someone can create a school version when there are boring assemblys or moral education bullshit lectures.

Some joke about Santa

2009-01-10T13:38:00.004+08:00

Ok.. Christmas is like long over and this joke is abit late but still, I'm going to post it since its funny

No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT, since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding, etc.

This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see paragraph 1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, not to mention vaporized

In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

Merry Late Christmas.

Disclaimer: No fat men in red suits pretending to be Santa or reindeers were harmed in the making of this joke.

Wtf youtube

2009-01-07T21:32:00.005+08:00

Lol... remember the funny ulu lv 78 maple vid I did and uploaded in year1?... I went to gmail today and POW.
Some ulu email from youtube telling me that I violated some copyright infringement shit.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l80/stradegy/LOLyoutube.jpg

LOL... Fail
Btw the vid really kena removed... Fail

Woot 2009

2009-01-03T17:27:00.003+08:00

Yay... Happy New Year all.
School reopens again.
Lets pray theres no mass dance.

Watched the whole Blackadder series during the Dec hols.
Fucking hilarious. Rowan Atkinson rocks.
Blackadder > Mr Bean
He's damn sarcastic and while his servant is a dumfuck.
(at least in the seasons 2-4 season 1 its vice versa)

For those interested,
http://www.youtube.com/nirbateman
This fellow uploaded every single episode.

Pablo Francisco

2008-11-25T14:54:00.000+08:00

Some epic comedian.

I love slow motion

2008-11-19T14:40:00.000+08:00

This is fucking epic.
Slow motion is fucking win

and some epic pool tricks

Where's my bag?

2008-08-02T17:57:00.000+08:00

napha or whatever u spell it is here again. WOOTS LOL I get to watch people suffer.
Just to piss RAM off, I shall announce that RAM FAILED NAPHA. He failed standing broad jump and is probably going to fail chin ups also. Yay.

I love napha. Watching all the sweat, tears, blood , pain suffering, anguish. I think half our level is going to fail napha. Half fail at chin ups , half fail at standing broad jump, half fail at 2.4 and half fail at shuttle run, so yea.

Anyway I feel that napha should remove sit n reach cos that is the most retarded thing ever. HOW WILL FLEXIBILITY HELP IN WAR? SBJ test jump stil can chin ups test arm strength shuttle run test sprint+ turn 2.4 test stamina. All got use at war. Sit n reach for wad. Add in verticle jump or something. And shuttle run sucks.. I cant turn well.. remove it lol add 50 meter sprint or something. Like in a war you will turn back and grab something then run back off.

So anyway yesterday was boring. Wasted my whole morning at east coast bitch stoning. I hate the house enthu shit thing. WHY is everybody so enthu when its not you winning but someone winning. If its your friend then be a little happy for him, its ok. But you fucking lost so what the fuck are you cheering at. The house thing is pointless. Win so what? No money, no food. Even the stupid chap teh thing got chips. You win all you get is a cheer. In fact, you get TO cheer, not A cheer, wasting your breath.
WTFLOLWASTEOFTIMESCAMMEDBYJEWS(WTFLOLWOTSBJ)

So anyway after that we went to plaza sing to watch duck knight. Ate at Indian restaurant. Food quite nice, but not spicy. Next year same thing. Then the event of the day of epic skilled proportions happened.

After eating, we went over to macs for Dylan and HY and some others cos they were too racist lol. Then some people went to change(including HY). Kenrick stole HY's bag and hid HY's bottle in his bag. After waiting for like 14621981years, HY finally came out. We were on the verge of pang-seh-ing him. I had HY's bag slung on my shoulder and then he looked at me from like 10 meters away and chong towards me. At this point I was thinking:"SIAN LOL PHAIL HE SAW THE BAG)" which was kinda obvious since just nice that point we all wanted to pang-seh him so I didnt really care how I hold it.

Then he said to me:" Where's my bag?"

LOL ROFL PHAIL OF DOOMZ

Anyway, it ended up that we pang seh Dylan Kausik Shri n HY cos they somehow got lost or were lagging and the bus came. Then we watched duck knight. This time, no one got scammed like last time where the 1.60 big gulp at 7-11 was twice the size of the 2.60 coke at the cinema there. Those that bought drinks bought the gulp. Pity there was no 2.20 gulp there. Met alot of other NUSHS people. Mainly all the bball dudes and DM dudes. NUSHS invasion.

Duck knight was k3wl. Joker is epic skilled. I like the pencil magic trick and the start where he make everyone betray each other and then he solo all the money. Then got another pwnage scene where he dress up as nurse lol and got 1 part batman chong to him den go under his truck the he said he missed and then the truck immediately overturn. I also like how he invented those funny story of how he got the scars. WHY SO SERIUS. LOL. And I like the way he thinks got out of the prison and pissed the guard guy off. Don use guns cos its over too soon blabla. Would you like to know which of your friends were cowards? Epic skilled line.

K lol I shall end this post and let my blog rot again with 3 quotes

Joker: WHY SO SERIOUS?
HY: WHERE'S MY BAG
GOD: RAM FAILED NAPHA

h0ly sh1t 0mgee h4x

2008-05-29T21:32:00.000+08:00

This gay faggot imba evil dude makes Dragonforce seem slow

zomfgwtfbbq111!!!#012

Selling some cards

2008-04-30T17:58:00.000+08:00

lolllolololol
My friend selling his DM cards lolololol.. help him advertise

Approximate prices:

Heavyweight Dragon $20

Magmadragon Jagalzor x2 $10 each

Super necrodragon abzo dolba $25

Valiant warrior exorious $5

Uberdragon Bajula x2 $30 each

Trox, General of Destruction $10

Miraculous Meltdown $25

Bolmeteus Steel Dragon $35

Necrodragon Jagraveen $4

Garkago Dragon $10

Deklowaz the terminator $35

Ultimate Dragon $35

Ryudmila Channeler of Suns $12

LaByle Seeker of the winds $5

Magmadragon Ogrist Vhal x2 $15 each

Bladerush Skyterror Q x2 $8 each

Petrova Channeler of Suns x2 $30 each

Supporting Tulip $2

Armored Transport Galiacruse x2 $5 each

Balza Seeker of Hyperpearls $2

Earthstomp Giant x2 $3 each

Invincible Aura $2.50

Doboulgyser Giant rock beast $4

Gattling Skyterror $7

Gigamantis $5

Lu Gila Silver rift Guardian $5

King Oquanos x2 $2 each

Plasma Chaser $2.50

Kachua Keeper of the Icegate $5

Vreemah Freaky Mojo Totem $6

Legendary Bynor $3

Ultra Mantis, Scourge of fate $15

Xeno Mantis x2 $7 each

Obsidian Scarab $7

Q tronic Gargantua x2 $2.50

Apocalypse Vise $5

Prices are negotiable. Tell me if interested I give you his msn you all nego.

Pwnage movies

2008-04-28T19:56:00.000+08:00

Lol post links to some pwnage movies I watched. Can watch after exam. FKIN PRO.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
AKA BORAT
Part1 http://www.tudou.com/programs/view.php?itemID=5392224&fullscreen=1
Part2 http://www.tudou.com/programs/view.php?itemID=5399476&fullscreen=1
Part3 http://www.tudou.com/programs/view.php?itemID=5399493&fullscreen=1
Part4 http://www.tudou.com/programs/view.php?itemID=5414162&fullscreen=1

300
AKA THIS IS SPARTA
Part1 http://www.tudou.com/programs/view.php?itemID=7181865&fullscreen=1
Part2 http://www.tudou.com/programs/view.php?itemID=7193572&fullscreen=1
Part3 http://www.tudou.com/programs/view.php?itemID=7214507&fullscreen=1
Part4 http://www.tudou.com/programs/view.php?itemID=7234017&fullscreen=1
Part5 http://www.tudou.com/programs/view.php?itemID=7242016&fullscreen=1

ALIEN DISSECTION

2008-04-15T17:07:00.002+08:00

Wow Im bored... lets watch aliens being dissected
(P.S.. I think they are quite fake.. but the one in the link is wicked sick. Nice props. But obviously its a fake. If it were a real alien, every single organ, bone , tissue wadeva location would be photographed and recorded for scientific purposes.)

http://www.theblackvault.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=385

Ballom

2008-04-05T19:00:00.000+08:00

Ok! For all of noobfuckfaces who think that Alcadias is better den Ballom.
Obviously to use Ballom or Alcadias, a person has to use a mono light or dark deck so that is what I am going to assume in my proof. Using Ballom or Alcadias in a mix deck is plain fucking noob and retarted.
Firstly, if you summon Alcadias, then I summon Ballom, Alcadias gets pawned. If i summon Ballom, then you summon Alcadias, Ballom may not necessarily get pawned. may have blockers, Slayer blockers etc. It will take awhile to eventually kill Ballom and probably you die before that. Now we look at Dorbarom and Alphadios. Against any other mono deck, they are equal. But against each other, Dorbarom is more useful. If you summon Alphadios first, the darkness deck may still have slayer blockers, slayers or purple piercer and eventually you may lose. If I summon Dorbarom first, all your mana burn, all your creature are destroyed, at most you have super big hand and I don't have lost soul. At most next turn you summon la ura giga or something which then i swarm sht and eventually kill you.(Dobarom breaks 3 shields already). No wait. Against other deck that no dark/light, Dobarom stil better. Same concept. Dobarum make u at most summon 1 mana blocker. Alphadios maybe the opponent got high power card can whack and destroy it. Or got some monster leave battle zone effect or tap ability.
Lastly, King Alcadias and Emperor ballom. Personally, I think King Alcadias is retarted noob fuck. 5 mana, least mana angel command is also 5 mana. Use for WHAT, I rather you summon Alcadias.
Therefore Ballom/Dorbarom/Emperor Ballom> Alcadias/Alphadios/King Alcadias.
now.. watch this pwnage vid.
Shoubu once again gets pawned by Kokujo.
Ps. I think the new Kokujo sucks.. stupid hair. But Dorbarom is pro... Silver ballom.

And a fan made movie of Kokujo pawning Hakuoh

Last but not least.. ARBY N TEH CHEIF 7

Wicked sick

2008-03-27T19:25:00.000+08:00

This is a wicked sick video of master chief removing his helmet..
its fucking pro.

OMG HAX LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLL

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2008-03-26T20:59:00.001+08:00

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Random update

2008-03-19T17:12:00.000+08:00

Shaun bugged me to update so I shall with a few videos.
Remember the fake David Blaine on Kausiks blog... Theres some new updates and they are fucking funny.

The funniest.. I dono why there is 2 part 4s..

Arby and the Chief

2008-02-03T20:20:00.000+08:00

This seriously pwns shitless. For all those asshole noobs who haven't watched it, watch it or die.

Fucking Humananities

2008-01-15T19:03:00.000+08:00

Kao Pei Jibai Bastard Cocksucker sia the fucking humans selection system is fucking fucked up.
We have like 1 module of each humans this year only while year 4 has 2 each.wtf. And what is the school's prob if making us take 1 fucking module per sem. Thats like so noob. I happen to want to take 3 of the modules offered this year. Music is theory which is kinda free frag geog because its kinda fun sounding cos got death rates blabla wadeva shit and history cos got Stalin and Hitler.
Talking about history, today's 1st lesson rawked. We ended listening to some gay song which is super folk-ish and Alastair the faggot ultimatum was trying to conduct(pathetically)the song. Ensiferum should cover it and blast bass or something. Anyway thank goodness we got our fucking milo back in the vending machine but it kinda sucks bigtime so fuck it.
Back to flaming. Fucking hell. I am on the fucking waitlist for history and probability(which I dropped because I'm too pissed to wait and becuase I'm fucking lazy). I was camping at the computers waiting for the fucking registration to fucking open and guess wad. BOTH CANT FUCKING TAKE because of some fucking jibai glitch shit. SHIT.PISS.FUCK.CUNT.COCKSUCKER.MOTHERFUCKER.TITS.
unfuckingfair. The school should cramp majority of the fucking modules in year 3 so that in year 4 where some bastards want to take the O levels can have more spare fucking time to revise. Prefably I get to do all 3 that I want so I can slack in year 4. Fucking faggots.
Anyways something funny to vent fustration.

Something random

2008-01-08T19:35:00.000+08:00

Lol this is seriously something random.
Some pictures of pwnage movies I came across at SUNtec(shit fuck.. should be moon or something eviller) city(of evil?) And.. I find them quite cheap compared to the retarted queef High School Musical*thunderstrike and statues within a 50 lightyear radius start bleeding out of their arses*
So here goes nothing.

First of All, SAW II... wad a pwnage cover actually, this is quite common as saw is rather popular lololololollololollololollololl.

Now for the real killer( I seriously doubted that this would be selling in Singapore,a place of great faggotism,nubidity and retardation)*drum roll*

Its... HELLRAISER:HellSeeker. omgomgomgomgogmmogmogmogmog

And last but not least, Jason goes to hell.(good ol' jason)

K rofl dats all the random shit for now.

Orientation 2008

2008-01-05T12:47:00.000+08:00

Woot.. the fucking orientation is finally over. Fuck yea. In general, those three days were pretty fucked up. The first was nothing but shit talks while we were sitting in the fucking hall because the auditorium had a maximum capacity of 700 motherfuckers. So now we have 900 dumbasses in the stupid school so obviously we cant fit every single noob in there. I wonder how did the people that manage the school come up with the idea of a maximum of 700 assholes for an auditorium and now they want to have 1200 fuckers in the school. Fuck them. Never use common sense. Apart from suffering excruciating pain in my joints and my head, everything turned out fine. Until the fucking jibai motherfucker mass dance. Terrible fusic(fucking music) if you asked me. Some detriot rock city rip off of move your feet. What the fuck noobs. And there was this stupid skit thing we had to do. Gay. My class is soooo sosoo enthu that our PSL released us early. Mass daoing session. Yea so that was pretty much day 1...

Day 2 was just as gay. Cheer dance and crap some other shit talks. This time our skit shit actually got somewhere. WOW. Mass dance was replaced with something Shri invented called the generic movement where we swing our arms in this rather circular motion and push Wayne whenever this whoa part in the chorus came. Fucking lame. Night was fun though. I watched Halloween on TV. Miracle lol.

Day 3 was abit more fun. The amazing race shit tired me out totally and I am now experiencing fucking cramps all over my body. The last station was fun. I soloed half the t-shirt banging. LOL . Then I wore the shirt. DAMN FUCKING COOLING... Investiture was uber gay and they delayed our lunch 1 hr.. That was DM time. Fuck them. ITE went home with Shri n CHANG and I tried to scare the shit out of chang again but unfortunately there was too much lights(my worse enemy).

So anyways, my class is not bad la. Except for Zawadul who is fucking irritating and pisses everybody he meets off and is even more aggressive than QJH.

Maple flame

2008-01-02T20:35:00.000+08:00

Yea.. the title says it all. random maple flame. If you don't like/play maple, fuck off.LOL

So anyway, I'm going to talk about 2 jobs.. Magicans and Bows.

Since I am a fucking magician, I'm going to talk about magicians first.
Statement: Bishops are the best 4th job magician class.
My arugement: FUCK NO WAY! Ice mages beat the shit out of bishops(no offense 2 my bishop friends)
Firstly, we are not called bishops(gay motherfuckers that serve a religion). HAH! In your face. Ok. Back to the main point. People only think bishops are pro beacuse of their Genesis. Read forums that blizzard at max lv is base 570 while genesis is base 670 and go wow priests fucking pwn. Then they see angel ray and find that its higher than chain lightning and paralyse and go. WOW bishop imba. Those dumb fucks forget all about element amplification that mages have over bishop. 135%magic attack 200%mp. So that means arch mages easily do more damage as after the EA,using CUMulative/assiosiative property(forgot which), the base damage is base 769.5(770 la)
although this means that we spam way more fucking mana. As for chain lightning and paralyse, EA oso applies and damage is better. And paralyse at max lv freezes for a fucking 15 secs. Thats like GAY. And chain lightning's casting speed and ability to bounce is too fucking gay which makes it the gayest mage skill.
Now I feel fire mages are a little dissapointing. Paralyse(if I'm not wrong) only hits 1 fucking noob monster. And with fire demon and Elquines, POISON MIST BECOMES USELESS. WTH HW CAN THEY DO THAT! Poison mist is like fire mages pride lol... and for once ice mage's blizzard and fire mage's meteo do same base damage and ifrit does more damage than elquines.(BUT BUT BUT ifrit cant freeze so personally I think that elquines is fucking better. Wish ice mage fire demon n el while fire mage ice demon n ifrit) In fucking conclusion,ice mage pwns teh magician class)

Now for bows... don't get me wrong.. I still dislike bows thanks to LF2 where those bastard fucking archers keep backstabbing me. And I prefer guns to bows, so yea.
Now.. the argument: Bowmaster is better than Xbowmaster.
This is just pure dumbass shit noob faggot.Bowmaster pwns both at bossing and training due to Storm of Arrow(SOA)
Firstly, Bow is the motherfucker that backstab me so yea I hate them more.
Anyway, back to the fucking SOA... LV30 damage of 100% for 8.5 arrows per second. thats a total of 850% per second and 850x2 in 2 seconds. For an XBM, max pierce does 850%x6 monsters in 2 seconds. You don't even need to be a retard to figure which is better. As for the summons , I find that freezer pwns that fucking phoenix hands down due to its ability to freeze. Also, XBM has snipe which does 100k dmg every 15 secs at max lv. Beats the 26wa BM have. 26WA so what. Other jobs have rage/tako(if your 4th job and dont use attk boost stuff, you officially SUCK big time) That covers the training part. As for bossing, the same thing applies. XBM>BM.

Any as a personal opinion I think mages pwn shtless 4th job because of the genesis blizzard meteo. IF and only IF you fucking spam those , your damage is fucking godlike. But it burns alot.

Disclaimer: No offense 2 bowmasters and bishops. This post is meant to flame the noobs who do not realsie the truth.

304

2007-12-30T22:39:00.000+08:00

Yay just randomly readh my fucking email and I realised Im fucked. Many track emails never read and never buy textbooks for next year. Fuck.
Anyfuckingway, im in 304. going to miss 202 lots. At least i got QJH n Kausik. Hope got evil dudes in my class next year.

Anyfuckingway, I just no lifed the holidays once again, spending my assholic time on maple(gay).(uninstalled MSN so it lags less, in case you're wondering why i hardly come online) Well 4th job came out and mages are fucking gay(actually so are most other jobs... but mages have this fucking gay ulti thingy). Just reached 136 and attempting to get a fucking zaCUM helmet soon. Btw, im in JessBunny's guild lol. Shall not elaborate more...

Bythefuckingway, Gears is now out on PC and yes you dont need windowsfucking vista to play it. YEA. But the controls kinda fucking suck on PC but the gore is good. If ur searching for a good FPS game, I reccommed CRYSIS. As for wolf team, I kinda gave up. Maybe I'll login now and then to pwn random noobs.

As for music I kinda got hooked to graveworm. Rather pwnage band like CoF. Going to torrent when school reopens and listen to Dimmu, Dark Funeral too. Black Metal.FTW

Dono wad else to say. School is going to fucking reopen soon and its time for more fucking studying. SIAN

Anyway, heres something super fun
http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2005/08/kennysiacom_eng.php
go and bengify your blog(lots of hokkien vulgarities)

Gears of War

2007-11-10T21:16:00.000+08:00

Remember the Master Cheif sucks at Halo vid? wtf gears suck Halo is the best fps...bitch

Yea I still prefer Halo but...........

Okay.. Wootz I heard that gears of war is coming out soon on pc. And its unlike Halo 2, it is not exclusive to windows motherfucking vista. Hehe. heres a pwnage montage by some guy using purely the chainsaw. Damn. Reminds me of Leatherface and the dude in brain dead. Partys over.

He should have used bodies by Drowning Pool. Adds to the sadistic and evil effect.

Senior Sergeant first class

2007-11-08T11:28:00.002+08:00

OK! I finally reached senior sergeant first class. now I need 30k fucking exp to level. What the fuck!?! Anyway, I have decided that in fucking addition to writing properly, I will also use fucking proper fucking paragraphs.

Yea heres a fucking screenshot. NOTICE that the ranking says 202. LMAO we pwn too much.
So yea.. thats it.. I must reach Senior sergeant first class by Monday.

AK-47

2007-11-07T11:27:00.000+08:00

Wootz. I finally reached 5k kills on wolf team so that means I get a free AK-47 classic edition.(AKEI-47 in wt)HAH! The AK-47 classic edition is not sold in the fucking shop so that is a mark of proness because only people with 5k kills get them. However.. I find it kinda shitty. The recoil is wtf and the stats is kinda same as a normal Ak-47 with only a little bit improvements.. in my upgrades box it shows fully upgraded so i tink its nothing much but an AK-47 fully upgraded. Only that it has some red shit around and more classic looking so that people can diffrentiate from a normal 1. In short, this shit gun doesnt really do much except make me look pro. So, naturally, I decide to use it. So I replaced my XM-26(EXM-26WT in wolf team). Actually teh AK-47 is a little better. More rapid fire rate and its dem effective against wolves, which is why I wanted an XM-26 automatic shotgun in teh first place. AND it makes me look fucking pro(which I actually already am). Haha so anyshittyway, I finally fucking managed to reach Sergeant first class(upgrade from Junior) and have one retarted black stripe on my insignia. Now I need 22k fucking exp to level to a senior sergeant first class. Fuck.
More reasons to scold fuck... fucking exams. Finally fucking over. I think im fucked for alot of the fucking papers and my fucking ca is also fucking shit. Bet my cap is around 2.5 to 2.7. FUCK!

Wolf Team

2007-11-03T21:49:00.001+08:00

Im kinda bored so i shall post some shit about wolf team.
Actually, Im just going to post pics of some guns they have =)

The L96A1. Sniper rifle. looks cool doesnt it.. Sleek. Known as 115wt in wolf team.

Weight
6.5 kg (14.3 lb)
Length
1180 mm (46.5 in)
Barrel length
660 mm (26 in)
Cartridge
7.62 x 51 mm NATO
Action
Bolt-action
Effective range
800 m (875 yd)
Feed system
10-round detachable box magazine
Sights
detachable aperture type iron sightsday or night optic

The XM-8 Assault rifle. H&K manifactured(my favourtite gunmaker) Called XEM-8 in WT
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/XM8-Poster.jpg have alot zai upgrades lol. Cool Aint it

Weight
Varies on the upgrades
Length
Varies on the upgrades
Barrel length
Varies on the upgrades
Cartridge
5.56 x 45 mm NATO
Action
Gas-operated, Rotating bolt
Rate of fire
750 rounds/min cyclic
Muzzle velocity
920 m/s
Feed system
30 round detachable box magazine,100-round C-Mag drum magazine
Sights
Reflex sight with 1x magnification (4�� for DMR variant)

Yea thats the cool shit for now.

Tribute to 202.

2007-11-03T21:09:00.000+08:00

Yea. I'm going to do the tribute thing that everyonce does... and i shall start typing properly just for fun.
I will always remember 202 for being
1) A gambling den
2) A class with pwnage music taste
3) The random shit that we always do during break
4) For pwning the other class in enthu shit events without even trying.
Remember to remember me. Or I will operate on your brain personally to bring back those memories.

Abigail-The most pwnage girl in our class. Cheers for having pwnage music taste.

Ada-Hail the good old Jap lessons days. So fun to slack =)

Alastair-The source of entertainment in our class. Thanks alot for letting me pwn you alot. By the way.. I'de never forget the umbrealla duel fps thing. And the stairs jump too

Belinda-Good luck with the cello. Fun sawing wood lol.

Benjamin-For being the only dude that played renegade in our class and not puking. And for being such a MUSCLEBOB

Bernadine-Very queit but thanks for the class enthu stuff participation.
cHANg-Imba skilled dude. Thanks for letting everyone own you.

Chong Wei-The pro in owning all our teachers. Especially those we don't like.

Clayton-Good luck in fencing. And thanks for not chasing us when we owe you chalet money

Desmond-Thanks for pwning us in every single subject and getting a cap of 5.5. Good luck in ur pipa. And ns for letting everyone call you a girl lmao.

Dylan-Nice guy. Come to think of it, my getting in official trouble with the school buddy.(Japanese, Alastiar , DM). Thanks for bring all the DM and the ability to allow me to fufil my sadistic desires and homicidal impulses.

Heidi-Try grow taller. Don't make us feel so tall

Herng Yi-The maths pro,physics pro,pro pro. Thanks for being a sport in letting us fufil our kleptomaniac impulses. And for teaching us homeworks when we have no clue and all the jokes.(They pwn)

Janice- Totally silent. Thanks for saving us in loke's classes by being the only one to speak up apart from Alastair who gives crap.

Kausik-Thanks for the cards and the basketball. And for pwning everyone and making us all laugh.

Magnelin-For being the only person capable of trashing Desmond

Niel-For being my maple buddy and making me feel really tall. And also for all the opportunities of owning Mark

Qin Jue Hang-The computer nerd. SPEAK ENGLISH PLEASE. Pongculater lol. If you ever start a new computer software or service, CALL ME. Microsoft sucks shitless bigtime shittime

Reuben-HI I am the master cheif lololollolololo.
For being the alter-ego of god. Just Kidding. For being a totally evil dude and pro(muahhuauhahuauhahhahahahah)

Serene-The source of cHANgs will to live.

Shaun-For being my gore buddy. Don worry. I won't become a serial killer unless I have a near death experience. In fact, I would continue JIGSAW's work and invite you to join me.

Shriram-For being my music mentor(intro me to all the good pwnage bands)and for being the slacker in P.E

Tiong Suan- For being a fellow tracker and slacking with me all the way through year1. Good luck in being a PSL

Wen Xiang-For being my mother tongue companion and chiness homwork chonging partner. Thanks for lending me the dictionary and fullcrap paper all the time

Ying Wei-For being the imba DM deck and a fellow darkness guy. gljy on becoming general of the army. Our source of self emostruction

On a lighter note, I managed to chong to Sergeant First Class(thats 5 arrows, or penises if you will) in wolf team. Ranked ard 270 worldwide. I think I am going to get a very shitty CAP this sem but I dont fucking care. I'm going to reach Master sergeant by the start of hols and I will reach 1st lieutenant assuming its out by the start of next year.

lololollololollolloolololol

2007-10-17T19:48:00.000+08:00

lollololoolololololol
master cheif 3 is out
lolololololoolol
here it is

and heres sumtin funnier.. pure gold..
btw tis movie featured cannibal corpse

sumore funny shit from tis movie(i jus realised jim carrey kicks ass in comedy

watch tis too lol

lol ending

2007-10-15T12:45:00.000+08:00

lol tis vid has a perfect ending..
btw watched teh resident evil series liao
nt bad nt bad
but tis vid pwns shitless.
esp teh ending

lol im bored. gna post some pwnage vids

2007-10-09T16:18:00.000+08:00

HORROR 1..

soccer crap.. nt bad.. watch from 4 mins.. teh ref dem gay.

master chief suc at halo

part 2

stupid qjuiz from dylans blog

2007-09-22T18:50:00.000+08:00

a quiz from dylans blog from ada'sblog
doin cos im bored.. lets c

The Honest Quiz
1. Honestly, what color is your shirt?
BLACK HA. jus came bak from violin
2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
Black rox
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
Blasting HBTN
4. Honestly, have you ever been in love?
DUH i love <3333 blood
5. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
ya. im torrenting microsoft office
6. Honestly, do you watch disney channel?
no duh im nt rich kid
7. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
prolly my mom askin me wad i want 4 dinner
8. Honestly, are you jealous of somebody right now?
yes. freddy kruger. damn he can kil ppl n scare teh shit out of dem n pwn dem.. also.. danifilth for his imba vocal range
9. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
same as dylan.. alastiar
10.Honestly, do you bite your nails?
no. i don like eating them.. teh fingers are delicious though
11.Honestly, do you use anyone?
yea... esp wen playin dm 3 way.. nid manipl8
12.Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?
ya duh.. any mass murderer
13.Honestly, do you have a friend you don't like?
ya. ala
14.Honestly, do you love someone very much?
myself?
15.Honestly, does anyone like you?
my family. myself maybe my frens lol

DIFFERENT EMOTIONS SURVEY
1. What do you do when you're mad?
own sum1 badly
2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
er i tink is throw a chair
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
duh
4. Do you swear when you're mad?
duh
5. When was the last time you really cried?
idk. but nearest whre i omost cry is wen b ball sumhw my hand pain cos kausik sum reason. damn pain..
6. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
no. hard enuff 2 slp...
7. What usually makes you cry?
pain
8. Are you normally a happy person?
no im abnormally happy
9. Does being with your friends makes you happy?
duh
10. When people say they think you are handsome/pretty, do you get happy?
no i usually own dem

hannibal

2007-09-09T21:55:00.001+08:00

ok hannibal is officially pro..
heres a vid of some pwnageness
im kinda in a hanibal phase nw lol

and a parody of hannibal in SP

and teh actual sp episode
http://www.allsp.com/l.php?id=e99
lol yay hannibal pwns

bla

2007-09-08T12:46:00.000+08:00

yay removed teh stupid old play list lol..

reformat

2007-09-05T21:55:00.000+08:00

finally i reformat my com.. tis meant i jus spammed reinstall of crap.. and no fkin music... well sending nw..

heres a vid of much damn nice syncro

and another of retardness.. jason cant talk lmao -_-

and nth better 2 do so post the crap on last post..
i hav yet 2 c a vid that pwns tis.. rmb 700 liters of blood was used 4 that movie.

vids of pwnage.

2007-09-05T21:53:00.000+08:00

in honor of tis uber pwnage vid h shall jus post it here and post wadeve crap i wan say next post.(uber gore)

ur nw pwnt by tis vids gr8ness.

lame

2007-08-30T21:04:00.000+08:00

since i hav nth 2 do i shall do dylans crap shuffle quiz n since i don hav mp3(cos nt rich kid) n hav 2 many shit in wmp i shall be UBER lame and instead put a best answer section.. -_-

1. The colour of your hair
Any coulour you want- Pink Floyd
lo shaun get tis 1 pro.

2. How you sleep.
Sweet dreams are made of this -marilyn Manson
woot tis song got some crap abt children crying or wasit manson saying he love 2 anal children ^^ evil.. btw i actually don slp lol

3. Why you have a computer.
Kill you - Eminem
2 kill u bitch

4. Your favourite food.
Sodium pentathol - Anthrax
yay i eat some crappy poison.. actually shd b more of dead babies brain but i don rly c ny song abt that..
option 2 =P
entrails from a virgin's cunt - cannibal corpse
no comment

*edit* sry shd b brain stew - greenday

5. What your best friend thinks about you.
Lord Abortion - cradle of filth
Care for a little Necrophilia, hmm?
Hail me for i am teh master of abortion.

6. What you think about your best friend.
Dragula - Rob Zombie
Immortal and evil.

7. This is your new hobby.
Meat hook sodomy - cannibal corpse
"That ain't my hobby, it's my job." quote shri.. i so agree

8. What song you will play when you die.
Highway to hell - AC/DC
aka back home fort minor

9. A pet you will eventually have.
Superbeast - Rob Zombie
o yea a lean mean kiling machine. jason oso can. or freddy or ne other bogeyman

10. What people hum when you go near.
Imperial March - Star wars
an evil theme

11. The artist is who you idolize.
Some random COF song lol

12. Your best subject.
Disposal of the body - cannibal corpse
yes im gd at eluding capture.

13. Whether you will have a happy life.
No remorse - cannibal corpse
I REGRET NOTHING

14. What you should do with your life.
Dead Human Collection - Cannibal corpse(lol i like their song titles... sry if 2 many of dem)
Yay i shall kill ppl n collect their dead bodies..

15. Good advice for you.
Disposable heroes - Metallica
kill em(te heroes) all

16. Your favourite fetish.
Blunt force castration - cannibal corpse
THis aint my fetish its my job btw do on others nia.. nt myself.

17. What you secretly wish for.
Brain Removal Device - Cannibal corpse
Muahaha nice tool.

18. What your friend desperately wants you to do.
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhytm of the war drums - a perfect circle
yea... keep up teh body count.

19. What happiness means to you.
Chambers Of Blood - Cannibal Corpse
Being filled in a chamber flooded with blood(swimming pool any1?)

20. The true meaning of this test.
The twisted nails of faith - cradle of filth
yes it shows how evil i am

and 2 conclude.. a random statement:
IM THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH

a parody of much greatness

2007-08-28T21:22:00.000+08:00

teh post TITle says it all.. tis is a vid of much greatness. while u nubs r mugging bio don giv a fuck ...simply h8 plants...
neway heres teh vid(no gore involved)

elkrw

lmao

2007-08-22T20:00:00.000+08:00

lmao srsly sick stuff here

start wif sumtin less core.. jason tio pwn

lol hw dya like tt... like terminator... rip off..
and some lol crap

neway
heres teh REAL gore
WARNING: NT 4 TEH FAINT HEARTED(pussies)

cool rite.. lots of cool deaths.. i like esp
teh 1 where pinhead rips teh whole skin off that girl
hail 2 head rolling and intestine pulling...
incidentally, 2day fps actually rocked(4 once)
our class pwnt.. exp wx.. i like teh ok lor i put teh intestine back and teh no leh fun wad c it go all teh way up den drop down lol XD lmao rofl laugh still i nearly drooled and side hurt like crap...

SADISM FTW

OMG PRO

2007-08-06T17:22:00.000+08:00

OMG PRO

fury of teh storm.. wtf imba guitar solo part

Freddy VS Jason

2007-07-31T17:17:00.000+08:00

omg fvj rox.. jus watched.. damn cool.. alot of blood. start first few minutes got nudity liao LOL freddy stil teh uber sadist. got 1 scene freddy pwnin jason in his nightmare damn funny... oso freddy knows KUNG FU(WTF lol pwn qjh) damn pro. jason damn fat bastardly.. kena impale kena crushed by tis 2 ton lookin bell tingy jena trow here n dere blabla stil nvr die de.den wen rl freddy got pwnt bak.. no magic tingy power. nightmare his arm cut off he grow bak but rl he cant .. well u all noe teh endign liao so i shant bother

neway oder den dat harry potter new bk kinda sux. i was hopin harry diedbu t o well..

neway a few shot clip from fvj

jason tio pwnt(i put first cos i prefer freddy)

n freddy tio pwnt

btw i luv freddy's pick up line: Welome to MY world, BITCH!..
damn cool.. tink i gna start usin it wen i pwn ppl ^^

wtf song but crap singing

2007-07-15T13:08:00.000+08:00

another crap song ALOT lousier den hot dog and fack
wif extra crap vocals
totally irrelevant lyrics.. from southpark teh fun wif weapon tingy crap

Romaji
Subarashi chin chin mono
Kintama no ke aru
Sore no oto sarubobo
Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu

Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

Kono uta chotto baka
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mecha kucha
Daijoubu, we do it all the time!

As shown in episode
素晴らしいチンチンもの
金玉の毛ある
それの音　サルボボ
いいえ！忍者がいます！

Hey, hey let's go!喧嘩する
大切な物　Protect my balls
僕が悪い　So let's fighting!
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

この歌ちょっと馬鹿
訳が分からない
英語が滅茶苦茶
大丈夫、We do it all the time!

Kana

すぶらしチンチンもの
きんたまのかみある
それのおとサルボボ
いいえ！にんじゃがいます

Hey hey let's go けんかする
たいせつなもの protect my balls!
ぼくがわるい so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

このうたちょっとばか
わけがわからない
えいごがめちゃくちゃ
だいじょうぶ, we do it all the time!

Rough Translation

I have a wonderful penis
There is hair on my balls
Is that the sound of a baby monkey?
No! Ninjas are here!

Hey hey let's go! Getting in a fight!
The important thing is to protect my balls!
I am badass, so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

This song is a little stupid
It doesn't make any sense
English is all fucked up
But that's okay, we do it all the time!

wishmaster

2007-07-15T09:54:00.000+08:00

woot i jus watched wishmaster(nt teh nightwish song tingy)
quite nice.. sad is nt in eng.. but stil got some damn gore scene. im nt so sure wad dey said so i wont rly say wad happen. now dlding no2, evil never dies. i tink its te prison de accoring 2 wiki. no1 is nice. as in abit gore but nt rly enuff.. but stil nice. teh djin like damn 'horny'
lol tts all..

fucking ksers

2007-07-12T18:44:00.000+08:00

fuck. sum
fucking bastard cunt motherfucker cocksucker donkey raper pig masturbater
in maple is ksing donodoncare. jus b cos either niels fren or my fren go ks teh fucking bastard cunt motherfucker cocksucker donkey raper pig masturbater.
i tink shd b niels fren cos my fren is 2 noob 2 ks.
so teh
fucking bastard cunt motherfucker cocksucker donkey raper pig masturbater
2 weak 2 ks bak sen a nub
gilded necrophagus uncle fucking asslicking fuckface
2 ks. cos niel don rly hab many pro fren he ks bak. dey sent really imcompetant gilded necrophagus uncle fucking asslicking fuckface.
niel went 2 male boss and snipe spam while teh stupid
gilded necrophagus uncle fucking asslicking fuckface
took all teh damage ,wasting LOTS of his pot. wad a brainless shit. how i wish i can fucking crush his cranial contents.(in short we win a lv 96 dk wen we 83)
so teh loser egocentric jibai lamparless narcistic cabrons
sent a 10x hermit
penisless nymphomaniacal tit ovarian malignent porus jibai
to ks cos dey cant stand teh fact tt dey(loser egocentric jibai lamparless narcistic cabrons )lost.

wad necrophiliac rimjobbing testicular shitgobbling pedophiles
if i can, im gna smash their fucking head in with a mallet until teh brains seep out tru teh cracks, smash his scrotrum,Emasculate the testicles Debilitate and cut off the penis, rip out his seminal vesicals and push it in to his mouth. put dem in teh iron maiden , break every bone in teh body and then mangle them and finally i wil blow up the fuckng carcass with C4. enuf swearing for now. i shall go on and tink of ways 2 vile 2 kill dem and hard 2 desribe.

wishmaster dlding

2007-07-10T16:17:00.000+08:00

woot wishmaster dld 96% liao. cunt w8 2 c teh fucking gore.nid blood. yeah man! ne way live earth srsly sux i n don fucking blieve y dylan n shaun like it so fucking much. linkin park sing like no enthu. rest of teh bands suxked except bonjovi nt bad and metallica which is pro.
hw i wish got SFU(rawks)
and now since teh fucking wishmaster is lagging(0.0kbps) cos ony 1 peer(tis sort of ting happens. FUCK) and its 96% im gna start crapping here.
2day saw ala teh fucker sitting wif qjh. wtf
miracle. IS was totaly slack and chinese too.(IS no nth but go w8 n time) chinese wu lao shi no cum we all go paly soccer.. i sucked and let in 3 goals(fucking long pants 2 tite) but i rmb haff way got adrenalin rush 4 no reason(maybe cos bored as teh fucking ball don cum2 me rly often den i solo all teh way tt side using some sort of funny crap "skill" tt was srsly quite pro. unfuckingexpected. but real skill is chong wei. damn pro teh way he dribble. but maybe nt used 2 te fucking small hockey fucked up tingy he keep missing. neway i tink i gna dld ..
CANNIBAL CORPSE
yeah man
damn fucking sadistic lyrics
and oso teh best seling death metal band.(sfu is 5th)
altough im sure i gna prefer earlier albms cos got cris barnes(pro)
leme post some lyrics here
and spam, make tis a fucking long post
nvm. on 2nd tot i jus put teh whole fucking album..
bitches and bastards.. introducing teh hot dog flavoured water eh fuck i mean
Tomb Of The Mutilated lyrics.

1. Hammer Smashed Face

There's something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold

Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me

Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head

Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half

Crushing, cranial, contents

Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions

Suffer, and then you die
Torture, pulverized

At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me

Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue

Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead

2. I Cum Blood

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my own cock with a knife

Violent, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction

3. Addicted To Vaginal Skin

A relapse of my body
Sends my mind into multiple seizures
Psychologically a new human being
One that has never been

Cursed by the shamen
his voodoo spell has my soul
My limbs
go numb
I can't control my own thought
Are his now
his evil consuming me
ever telling me
begin the clit carving

Slowly turning me, into a flesh eating zombie
Knowing this spell can only be broken
by the vaginal skins of young women
I proceed to find the meat
their bleeding cunts will set me free
Warmth seeping from this
Body
Rotted
After I sucked the blood from her ass

I feel more alive
more alive than I've ever been
Even though now I'm dead within

My mouth drools
As I slice your perinium
My body smeared
With the guts I've extracted
through her hole, came swollen organs
cunnilingus with the mutilated

My spirit returned from the dead
Released by the priest
but I felt more real
when I was dead

The curse is broken
I have a dependence on vaginal skin
It's become my sexual addiction
I must slit, the twitching clit
Rotted cavity hold the juice

Between the legs, I love to carve
My cock is dripping with her blood

4. Split Wide Open

Melting thoughts of disintegration
Hitting deep her insistance
to mutilate her newborn infants
After giving birth her mind wasn't the same
Slowly slipping away, a state of mental decay
Family now complete
Father watches on
As mother dismembers
her newborn son

Dissecting the specimen, split
I will explore, the body wide open
Uncover carnage within, split wide open
Virgin, untouched skin
Releasing her rage
That dwells inside
tainted blood rushes through veins
her body chemically changed
Love was erased, on the edge of a butcher's knife

The kitchen becomes a makeshift slaughterhouse
every nine months she butchers one more child
Reminders of the deceased, scattered through the home

Bones and skulls of sons and daughters
Genitals ferment
In jars inside the cupboards
for father to dissect
No one will discover the murder they commit

Children used like laboratory rats
Sickening vulgar experiments
She sees what others can't
Probing the guts of her fetus
Advocation of the pain
Mutilating, draining veins

Witness the horror
offering to themselves
Continuing murdering their own kind
Never deny this fantasy life, they enjoy
Addiction to this heightened state
Post-birth psychosis
disjointing her own children
form the life they'll never live
A massacre within her soul
Struggling for control

5. Necropedophile

I was once a man before I transformed
into this molester, freshly deceased children
You have born, torn by my rape
The dead are not safe, the lifeless child corpse
I will violate

Pleasure from the dead, complete satisfaction
I open the coffin
Sick thoughts run through my head as I stare
At the dead, over and over, I can't escape
I begin the dead sex, licking her young, rotted orifice
I cum in her cold cunt, shivering with ecstasy
for nine days straight I do the same
She becomes by dead, decayed child sex slave
her neck I hack, cutting through the back
I use her mouth to eject

Here I cum, blood gushes from
bleeding black blood
her head disconnected
As I came, viciously I cut, through her jugular vein
She's already dead, I masturbate with her severed head
My lubrication, her decomposition
Spending my life molesting dead children

Intercourse with infants
Curing heads on top of spikes
boiling skulls
Skin sliding off of bones

Voices
The voices call
Voices
The voices are calling me
Buried dead I've spiritually infected
Call to me from beyond their graves

Bleed
I now bleed pus
I bleed, the blood of the dead
I bleed on her livid skin
Thrusting myself within
Beginning to chop through her hairless crotch
Beyond what we know as death
It haunts me everyday
I hear the voice of every child
That lies next to me decayed
A fresh corpse, to fill with my infection
Tortured before death, no orifice left unfilled

Violated after death
Virgin hole I infest
Anal pore spewing cess
The sacred juice I injest
Your dead child I defile
Necropedophile

6. The Cryptic Stench

Tearing at my neck my sharpened teeth pierce the meat
My warm bloodied prey sustains my life for one more day
The oldest of souls, left behind after life
Before death I was nothing but human

Indulgence in the blood, intoxicated from its drug
It warms my cold soul

Tapping the gushing sap, trickling down my throat
Rejuvenation of my body
No blood left to scab
Now it flows through my veins
Heaven I have found
Fear in my grip
Transcend beyond mortal
The sweet blood
I will swallow
Draining the inner spirit
Feasting on the power
Knowing only pleasure
Human blood I devour

Ghastly beauty look into my eyes
to reproduce with the living
every century

Impregnation of the virgin
I drink the blood of the unborn
Returning to my grave
dragging my blood drained prey
My body burns from the light
Sleeping until night

In my clutch, you greet me with open arms
soon I will rip them off
And drink the blood from the stumps
Life and death are too clear
but mankind is blind to see
the twisted path of their own mortality

Scripts of the dead
Netherworld knowledge
Rotten fragrance lingers
Unleash the odor
I have risen

Vampire
Zombie
Sucking on
Arteries
body
numbs
One of my sons died for your sins
Resurrect him so I can
drink his blood again

7. Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt

Alive alone now that they've gone dead but unburied
I've seen it unfold, terrible scenes of agony
Eyes in the darkness
Echoing their madness

The sights that have passed before them
Watching as though it has never happened
Now I only listen to what is not spoken

Murder, hatred
Anger, Savage
Killings I have caused
more than can be counted
orgies of sadism
And sexual perversion
Virgin
Tied to my mattress
Legs spread wide
Ruptured bowel, yanked
From her insides
Devirginized with my knife
Internally bleeding
Vagina, secreting
her blood-wet pussy
I am eating
on her guts I am feeding
Mutilated with a machete
I fucked her dead body
The first and last
Your life's only romance
My knife's jammed in your ass
As you die you orgasm

Pass on to the dead
Nerve trembling convulsions
No longer looking human

I never see them, but I know they're there
Locked in my subconcious
Obscene memories I thought I'd forgotten
Haunting unrealities
Tear at me
Hold her arms
Her mouth taped shut
Screams unheard
Out pour her guts

Layers of flesh peeling away
Languish in your own decay
descriptions of my killings
bone chilling

Terror, tear, her
Virgin cunt

Virgins are my victims
Their tight interiors I explore
Sharpened utensils of torture
Now inserted inside of her
Sex organs extracted for eating
On her liver I am gnawing

Forbidden lust for guts
Ripped from her cunt
Tears of blood cry down her thigh

I ram my fist inside her hole
From her crotch piss now flows
Rectum filled with shit
I fucked her emptied body
Until she became stiff

8. Post Mortal Ejaculation

Suffering my only need now is to hang
the rope does swing, hanging from the darkened ceiling
Strangling, dangling from my twisted spine
I knew I would enjoy death more than life
My lids close tight, but the light blinds my eyes
My body grows cold - my cock becomes erect

Watching over my dead shell, from beyond in my own hell
Caught between life and death, even though my body's dead
I still feel the touch of flesh
Given the choice to die or live dead
Purgatory my damnation
Climaxing at the resurrection
Adipocere spurts from my erection

Manifested in my rotted body
Unpure spirit, dead among mortals
I have risen from self-murder
Only to rot and kill
to break the necks of young women
their cunts my pus will fill
Acid burning through her crotch
I baptise her face with my rot
Then venom foams from her throat
On my discharge she will choke

Pulsation, my heart begins to beat
Heaving, goiters start to secrete
caustic odor, steaming gruel
wallow in my infected drool

Swollen pusing gashes
Start to reek

Puncture wounds in the back
hacked up limbs, bones now crack
Skin fillet from your face
Breasts gounged out
I fuck with your chest

9. Beyond The Cemetery

Nude and violated I raped the life from her body
Lying dead the insects bite her pale skin
My marks of torture
Left on my daughter
Body badly beaten
I remember
My ropes and chains
bruised her arms and legs
I wiped her blood on my face
her tender body I disgraced
Slow strangulation

her neck twisted and broken
Abdominal lacerations
Blood pouring from
Abrasions

Control of the mind
feelings left behind
dreaming inner hate
I create an alternate state of the grave
Scared to death
homicidal premonitions
horror fills you
As your soul is ripped from you
Dreaming my dream of death
I cast the spell
Intertwine your mind with mine
Dreams become reality
Enhancing the imagination
Murder is my infatuation
Killing off generations

Families torn to pieces
but the one they love
Possessed by another
My pleasure is to murder

Entering your dreams
through my spell they will bleed
Night after night
Reoccuring killings

Sleep

Someone wake me
from this nightmare
I've become my darkest fear

Awaken to the sight
of your hacked up family
their spirits are trapped
beyond the cemetary

Bodies rotting, but I'm not sleeping
Scream you're not dreaming
Someone wake me
form this nightmare
I've become my darkest fear
Came to life
in my mind
A world of darkness
forever sleeping in this coffin
Eternally dreaming...

gawdddd hail teh composer.

btw. bio ytd sucked. so boring. i h8 plants.. dey dont bleed if u cut dem and like killing dem is so easy. and dey fucking repoduce so slow nvr reduce global fucking warming.

cunt w8 4 next year disect teh damn sheep heart.
i rmb tis yr start i was stil abit kia(as in nvr cut swiftly) and tts ks me
next year is no mercy! JASON VOORHEES STYLE.
and i suddenly feel like being a coroner/surgeon/human body reasercher tingy. so fucking cool. can cut up dead fucking ppl. n nt get arrested. hw fucking cool is tt.
mean while after all teh shit i ranted, teh percent is probably stil fucking 96%
fucking cunt. faster... i nid c blood n ppl die.

oder den tt i played sabotalo 2 day.. damn fun. pretend dono hw play den get sabotalo. i purposely put dead end den pretend huh tis dead end ar. o sry ps. den finally last piece i out dead end but sum hw dey go up den bak down manage 2 win again. fucking la so jibai 1 den miss chua come say cunt play so we keep. and thre ended up playing soccer. means whole day go sch
PE(run 5 rounds i slack run 4 sumore pretend help changman by encourage him nt run. walk most and wen chang jog i jus keep up. damn easy. nt tired de. den IS crap about sian here n dere den chinese jus play soccer. ne way i hav a feeling tt tmr arm sure cramp like fuck. do dono hw many push up.(i do proper de, space apart from hands smaller den shoulder length) after a while tired like fuck i do slacker type arm open big big like wan hug teh floor. in push up u either fuck teh floor(move ass ony) or kiss it aka teh properer de. standard i tink is arm exactly teh same as shoulder length(i prefer kiss).. ne way i jus realised last haff of yr track push up quite fake. those type is like slitely longer den shoulder length apart and i nvr fully go down and spam nvr fuly go bak lol.. den teh commando de oso teh same. now i to teh stupid tingy wif arm less de shoulder fuck crap sure abt 10 die liao.. teh fake tingy cna do 20 ne way i crap so long finger tired stil 96%. nvm. i tink i haven blog proper 2 long( teh spam of vids don rly count)
ne way! i fibo tis yr like no1 joining. we're fucked. i cant run(same reason for nationals.. teh stupid heart operateion tingy[sum hw i lost my other "heart"]) so hw. fucked lor.. last yr teacher dono cos mom no tell and i scam mom say o sum1 nvr come i reaplcement lor tis yr teacher oso noe( last yr i oso dono)fuck la.. 1 medal from my stupid cabinet tingy less. in fact like alot lor. december i c doc mus rmb ask him weder can run or not. ne way i go liao bb finger tired

live earth

2007-07-06T19:31:00.000+08:00

ok tis post is abt live earth
basically its abt global warming. fuck i feel teh effect le.. so basically i hope ppl start doin sumtin abt it but wen i die i hope coincidentally all stops and teh world is destroyed.

neway, despite teh bands tt live earth hav.. SUCK. ony got a few gd bands some o-k bands and some tt stil can...wtf
sounds like a hippie jamfest(refer 2 south park) to me.

gd bands:
Wembley Stadium (United Kingdom)
metellica(WOOT)
Giants Stadium (United States)
NONE
Aussie Stadium (Australia)
NONE
Coca Cola Dome (South Africa)
NONE
Makuhari Messe (Japan)
linkin park
Tō-ji (Japan)
NONE
HSH Nordbank Arena (Germany)
NONE
Copacabana Beach (Brazil)
NONE
Oriental Pearl Tower (China)
NONE
Rothera Research Station (Antarctica)
NONE

ok bands:
Wembley Stadium (United Kingdom)
NONE
Giants Stadium (United States)
fall out boy & takinb back sunday
Aussie Stadium (Australia)
NONE
Coca Cola Dome (South Africa)
NONE
Makuhari Messe (Japan)
NONE
Tō-ji (Japan)
NONE
HSH Nordbank Arena (Germany)
NONE
Copacabana Beach (Brazil)
NONE
Oriental Pearl Tower (China)
NONE
Rothera Research Station (Antarctica)
NONE

stil can bands:
Wembley Stadium (United Kingdom)
black eye peas
red hot chili peppers
Giants Stadium (United States)
NONE
Aussie Stadium (Australia)
NONE
Coca Cola Dome (South Africa)
NONE
Makuhari Messe (Japan)
NONE
Tō-ji (Japan)
NONE
HSH Nordbank Arena (Germany)
snoop dog
Copacabana Beach (Brazil)
NONE
Oriental Pearl Tower (China)
NONE
Rothera Research Station (Antarctica)
NONE

ALL teh other circa 150 bands SUCK. WTF
dey tok abt global warming but teh event uses so much resources n ppl onning thier tv contribute 2 global warming. in my oponion, if u wan teh world 2 noe, jus headline every single newspaper, put on every news channel. easiest.( cos tts teh same fucking way ppl noe abt live earth neway). even matt belamy said that it seems hypocritical to support an event that could have an opposite effect on the climate. "Private jets for climate change, not sure about it that seems to be a bit on edge really – that’s an issue really, so we need to think about it!”.if wan concert at least put more gd bands la. wtf ony got metellica and linkin park tt pro and 2 other ok bands like fob and tbs.. so noob. mus include sfu, cof, cob, iron maiden, muse,dragonforce, a7X ensiferum wintersun disturbed drowning pool marilyn manson mcr 9inchnail etc etc ard teh world den can.
so jibai noob..
haiz

english podcast

2007-07-04T20:17:00.000+08:00

tis teh fucking link to my grps fucking podcast. personally its damn simple and hardly chim at all but after meant for p5. i tink dey hardly noe wad teh shyt is global warming. anyfuckingway, here it is

6ft under

2007-07-02T20:17:00.000+08:00

recently got addicted2 a band called six feet under aka STUF -T= SFU

rawks..
cradle=screech
ensi=snarl
sfu=growl
sfu is pro.sadly cant find ne music video.. so id jus fucking post 1 with leatherface pwning nub ppl

ne way ytd went niels hse do proj... went out 11 came home 9.
pro rite..
damn fucking fun
though nvr play com games
recording rawked.
ne way heres a damn fucking pro vid. freaked herng yi out
nice way 2 die sia

kkbb i go listen more sfu. his vocals pwn man

funny stuff

2007-06-27T18:28:00.000+08:00

some funny stuff... lame and sieb qb

and jason massacre ppl.. wif bodies form drownin pool... i tink is new singer version or live.. kinda sux but jus play ur mp3 n mute...

more pwnage vids

2007-06-22T09:57:00.000+08:00

bak 2 post more pwnage pics. donodoncare maxed sp n im lazy train. maybe wen 2x den train. otehr den tt slack.

and 4 sum reason, tis guy disable embedding... screw him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jarou1ZIqYM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p21MaKCdZZA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VzTa9Q1kI4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6nMVKHz7sY

personally, i tink saw shdnt rly b in teh top 10. freddy jason n mike shd b top 3. awesome classics. saw maybe mian qiang can b 10th. but tt guys a hugesawfan... so..
neway, saw stil rox

lol predator got nice teeth and"nice face"

pwnage sadist vids

2007-06-21T17:22:00.000+08:00

came 2 post vids super sadist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZFKOagjkm8
cant embed...
this too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yNHjiGq-CM

nice surgery...

btw tis song rox

2007-06-14T21:37:00.000+08:00

btw tis song rox... since i don bother changing addiction part, i shall post here
wif lyrics

I'll pretend that I want you for what is on the inside
But when I get inside I'll just want to get out
I'm your first and last deposit through sickness and in hell
I'll never you promise you a garden, you'll just water me down

I can't believe that you are for real
I don't care as long as you're mine

When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"

I'm unsafe
I'm unsafe
I won't regret
So I memorize the words to the porno movies
It's the only thing I want to believe
I memorize the words to the porno movies
This is a new religion to me
I'm a VCR funeral, a definite waste
My smile's a chainlink fence, that I have put up
I love the enemy, my love is the enemy
They say they don't want fame
But they get famous when we fuck

When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"

I'm unsafe
I'm unsafe
I won't regret
So I memorize the words to the porno movies
It's the only thing I want to believe
I memorize the words to the porno movies
This is a new religion to me

I never believed the devil was real
But God couldn't make someone filthy as you

When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"
When I said "we" you know I meant "me"
And when I said "sweet" I meant "dirty"

You are the church, and I am the steeple
When we fuck, we are all God's people
You are the church, and I am the steeple
When we fuck, we are all God's people

lmao roxxor

*edit*

fk.... dey cahnged it.. dkdc

chalet rox

2007-06-14T21:25:00.000+08:00

chalet rox..
we w8 chongwei till 11+ wen supposed 2 b 930 -_-
check in ken scold by sum fucker cos play werewolf 2 loud. fuck
we spend most of firsty day palyin card games...
den fin de limite game at nite...
b4 tt we walk ard.. dem lame. cant find ne ting.
wan go bowling but cant find tt dem place
me n niel share 1 soda tingy lol
in te end all slp left me... fuck u guys.
shaun wake play daidee in toilet kena scol by niel cos dirty teh cards.. ask him len us fin de limite
den he go slp bak den shaun oso...
den i take his ipod blast all teh heavy songs he hav max vols 2 hrs str8
den day2 same ting basically
soccer hit tree tingy..
den wen alex come. i gtg -_- wtf..
tokin bout tt i bluff my mom... told her 1st day official de. mentor come den next day un official, same place m,eet so stay over wif a few fren @ 1 fren hu live near(i told her chang han)
but sad i 4 gtg.. nvr go bbq oso..
den came bak she tink i paly com @ siach hse so cant play... eat den slp

den next day go track hand in teh damn ting... cant compete.. wish i can thjou, although i don wan train( afternoon don mind)

kk some misheard lyrics

total pwnage
CoF her ghost in teh fog

nymphetamine (nympth ate a man)

hermit build 4 donodoncare

2007-06-09T12:37:00.000+08:00

kk
tink of a fucking build 4 donodoncare
b4 i 4get
write it down
lets c
now 75
stats 5 avenger 2 fj 9 sp
from 75 to 82 all spam to sp so wil b
5 avenger 2 fj max sp
from82 to 88 all spam fj
so wil b max fj max sp 5 avenger
den next lv89
1shadow web 2 meso up.. (i prefer 2 max all at once perfect) and shadow web ite wil nid 1(extra sp like my mage ER)
wen from 89 to 95 spam MU
den 96 add 1 avenger 2 alchemist
so wil b avenger lv 6 alchemist lv 2 sp,fj,mu max and shadow web lv1
den 96 to 104spam avenger( teh alchemist now is in case pt... gna solo viking hunt ilbi)
den 104 to 110 spam alchemist
finally 110 to 120 all add 2 shadow meso
woot done
bla
tts assuming reach 120

new skin

2007-06-06T21:46:00.000+08:00

lol my sis rly no life sia make like 5 skins le.. tis 5th 1 which i m usin is ask her make de.. actually nt tt hard.. jus waste alot of time which i don hav... k bla notin else 2 say
another time den change teh radioblog cols..
ripped teh credits =D
srsly quite nice comin from a nub =P
btw
dead 4 track...
i tink cos mon nvr go(cos came ome at abt 2+ cos fetch sis from airport and sever insomnia(idnt slp tt nite)) so dey say tue don go means cant join compe. but as niel (told on maple)and winston(he spammed me alot of shyt) wil testify.. my phone got tt stupid bug.. cant call or receive... until 2day so im prolly dead. nvm i don go 4 thursday oso
since ony those compe compulsory rest is optional.

pwnage vids

2007-06-04T11:19:00.000+08:00

donodoncare 3rd job. sux. so fucking lag.
ne way won post much tis hols..
nid chong lv 85.
mean while sum other pwnage vids
SPAM AR

hav tis dvd =P

britney spears tio own by CoF

britney spears tio pwn by CoB
1 billion x nicer den original

pwnage sadist vid

sum ultra no life guy

thres another 1 called from the cradle to enslave
but thres nudity. try find censored version. its dem sadist oso and
dani is like spitting out teh lyrics into thje mike. pwn pwnage

btw screw track.. i tot training at afternon... nvm ask niel play. sad ting is i most probably sux durin trainin cos im stil zombie like. morning i mus play sum heavy stuff keep me goin. or else sure sian diao de

2007-05-10T17:06:00.001+08:00

damit.. bloggeer is stil screwed.. bastard...
it jus died..
no w8 teh definition of die is to stop sinning... fuck.
how teh fuck do i post movies blabla..
nvm. neway heres hw teh exams hav gone... ytd was eng which sux.. stupid topics.. actualy can do parody 4 q 4 but den i tot cant don wan take risk do don.. in teh end write some crap emo story(emo is teh ony way 2 earn marks) den geog.. was easier den i expeceted. wit luk, i may get 20... den chem was kinda ok except 2 long... i finish wif 10 mins left nia... and got 1 question i dono hw do.. i wish all exams were 5 minutes amout of question stil same but max marks is 1/5th of teh original den i can pwn most ppl cos i write so fast...
tmr phy(fuck) and math(shit) mensuration easy. but euclid..(actually can except teh circle property tingy i sometime cunt c. fuck)
neway LP new album like dem emo.. i ony like a few songs... given up. bleed it out and no more sorrow.. teh rest like kinda sucky...
btw im stil addicted 2 hallowed b thy name.. i cant believe.. so long stil addicted.. no wonder ppl call it teh best metal song(possible best song) ever.

2007-05-10T17:06:00.000+08:00

2007-05-07T20:01:00.000+08:00

lol wanted 2 post some lame vids... butblogger screwed... like everyting tt suposed on top b come <<<<<<<

kausik laptop

2007-05-02T21:23:00.000+08:00

kausik's laptop srsly got sk1z...
took 2 photo.. 1 cyclops 1 3 eye..
den he sen me 1 of many ppl (cant rmb hu) all headless in a row looking like soem sort of monster... i shall name it [scroll down 2 c]

me wif 1 eye.. cyclops... almost like teh matrix oso... wads teh use of a phone if u cant tok tingy me wif 3 eyes n 2 nose...looks kinda like binary fission -_-

some evil mosnter... now all we nid is a veil and it shall live -_- it shall b called.... CHANG HAN -__- (yippie any1? cheerz)

maggots vs ala

2007-04-30T16:48:00.000+08:00

lol 2day notin 2 say except maggots vs ala..
dem pwnage.. tok all sorts of crap..
pro man... she more hardcore de me F5
but i hit ala more...
actaully i nt pissed by wad he say or offended
cos i noe hes a fucktard biatch bloody motherfucking nub
so i don rly mind... jus act pissed n smack him...

other d tt.. i submit math file early and got 1 xtra piont..( i got all 2 and 1 for correction) cos he haven giv bak assignment 2 n 3.. if he giv i wont do cor den wil lose 2 marks 4 tt lol

flung geog like crazy....
least i win 3 ppl -_-
died in math test and quiz 2day...

anotehr crap vid

im evil

2007-04-29T12:16:00.000+08:00

You Are 90% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

yay i did some shyt quiz n got 92% evil muahaha teh ony boxes my tots:
You've broken the law : duh...
steal ting b4
You've looked at nudie pics online
well ya.. acdentilly.. but stil count ha! in ur face
You've secretly wished someone harm
alastiar
You've kissed someone you shouldn't be kissing
hand nia ar. don tink 2 sick
You've said something so mean it made someone cry
tts like so duh.. (ala)
You've done illegal drugs.
ya.. some nasal ting so tt i wouldnt have nosebleed.. contains sterods hah!
You've killed a bug
MURDERED
You've spit in someone's drink yup.
more dn once. wen dey nt lookin... prac joke
You've sought revenge on someone
sooo duh.
You've made a prank phone call
april fool?
You've turned people against someone
esp wen playin card games
You've illegally downloaded music online
hu doesnt
You've flirted with someone to make someone else jealous
yeah in maple lol... whole pt filrt wif 1 person n ks teh other jus 2 piss dem off
You've told racist / sexist jokes
read teh previous posts... got teh bangla tingy...
You've called someone the "c" word
cunt nia~~~
You've made a promise you knew you were going to break
yala say can actually canot in teh end.. jjus 2 make the person song.
You've done the "walk of shame"
unchecked.. wads tt?
You've corrupted a minor
unchecked... wads tt? rape ar?
You've divulged someone's dark secret
^^ ur secret is nt safe wif me ^^
You've made fun of a retarded person SO DUH. HU doesnt...
You've cheated on a test... or a lover
test.most recent1: mr imbufe chem test(the 1 in the lab where he let us discuss o.0)
You don't believe in God
ya im haff buddhist and haff atheist
You hate kids
and nubs 2...least im sure im nt pedophile.. for nw
You've gotten in a fist fight l
ots of dem
You made someone's life hell in school
alastiar.. old sch raymond n jordon slitely
You've shoplifted or stolen from someone
ya i used 2 steal stationary in pri sch(p1 to 3)
You've been so drunk you couldn't remember the night before
unchecked... i was nvr drunk..
You've vandalized someone's car or house
^^draw on teh walls -_-
You've made fun of a fat person
duh hu doesnt.
You have a fondness for disturbing pictures / anime
if SP dounst count im sure kill bill does
You've blamed a fart on someone else
ive also disguised it with laughter too
You enjoy setting things on fire
ya but ony in chem den can.. so sad.
You've been arrested
no...
You've secretly backstabbed a friend
ya in card games...
You would choose your life over the lives of 100,000 strangers
do i look like i giv a fuck if dey die.. no w8.. i do. ide b happy
You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught
do they mean 1m dolar of 1m times or both?
You've harmed yourself to get attention
no la i nt emo
You have a nemesis
alastiar?
You believe in an eye for an eye... or even more for an eye
eye n dik
You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal
fuck the stranger.. nt my prob
You think giving to the homeless is wasting money
i rather obelirate the money than let sum1 else i dont even noe hav it
You'll pick evil over stupid any day
i am evil
You aren't bothered by seeing others in pain
most of the time yeah.. ony wen is fren den care though they recover in like 5 mins+ ...
You'd rather have world domination than world peace
DUH hu donwan b ruler of earth
You enjoy very violent video games.
those hu dont r nubs
You are disgusted by weak people
and nubs
You would keep a wallet full if cash if it came your way
yup unless i noe is hus or else i tio blame 4 theft...
You rather harm an enemy than help a friend
i help my fren harm teh enemy lor
You've shot a gun... and liked it
hell ya... a real 1 in fact... dem heavy...
You'd rather be a supervillian than a superhero
heros are nubfuckers

lol

2007-04-26T20:10:00.000+08:00

im bored n i cam across tis.. so i shall post it here

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lol

2007-04-25T21:08:00.000+08:00

lol another vid.. haha

and another lol

crap

2007-04-25T20:46:00.000+08:00

lol dylan teh bak chor mee tingy roc.. gna post it here

post 1 nia nt nice so i post 2.. eminem w/o me

my movie

2007-04-22T21:35:00.000+08:00

XD my movie.. rawks

some vulgar crap followed b sluater of in the end

42

2007-04-21T18:11:00.000+08:00

in my no-lifesm.. i made tis wif gc..
type in
differentiation(integrate(limit(summation(product(arclen(pi^2,y,8,taylor(nint(1,y,33,83),x,1,2)),y,1,1),y,1,1),y,1,1),y,pi,1),y,0,1)x,x)
and the ans is
42

120 le

2007-04-21T18:08:00.000+08:00

yay finally 120.. makin movie..
btw fri was gay..
1 hr mentoring stone, move table
den haff hr stone
den 1 hr soccer den 1 hr daidee
den 1 hr eng
den haff hr eat
den 1.5hr daidee/uno/poker
den track
practaically whole session play capt ball... dem saung.. jus stone thre w8 ball come n catch. den coach come do some crap den dismiss
lol
btw bought pink cape... gna make 10 luk

crappy vids

2007-04-17T18:19:00.000+08:00

tis 2 vids rox.. watch em...

ks war

2007-04-13T20:44:00.000+08:00

wah jus had ks war lol sibe shoik...
start: some ass afk
my fren go train
some sin fuckface raid so i go thre ks
while an afker fren come (bow)
den i ks til sin fuck off.
didnt bother wif teh bow nub cos 2 ppl nvm
den i go bak
den teh fucker afker bak..
n bring like 1 ric 1 sin 1 war 1 bow and 1ice lite( nt sure but got 6(1afk so 5)v1)
at tis point
niel enters
so me& him go help as teh place is good n i plan it as new train spot
but due 2 many ppl niel n my fren abit diff..(i jus tele ice tele icea acroos teh map)
den my maple fren deicide 2 help(111 ice mage) so whhhee.. at tis point my laptop finally loads maple(after abt 2 hr)(previosly was usin sis com so ks may b abit suxky but stil pwn)
den wen i log bak my ice mage fren in pt and got another lv 6x ice mage join) so is 5v5 dem lame... ks all till dey go.. rmb i hit 1 by1...
best i rmb is teh war
5mins i ks till she didnt hit a single mob(no shyt.. can ask niel)she stil no cc.. den wen i say in buddy den she go.. ite all go left teh nub afker so we oso all go den my fren go eat lol total pwnage.. wen 120 i gna ks him ^^
btw 4 a moment i consider askin my fren cc(b4 niel login & fren login) cos 2 imba but den i turn out we pwnt dem(gr8 thx 2 sh0rtpunk(my ice mage fren tt help) if u c tis post lol)

neway bak 2 sch life...
notin much la
ony eng port
lamed

Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

2007-04-12T21:10:00.000+08:00

Jus found a supa pro joke
Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?
A thermodynamics professor wrote a take-home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell Exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more then one of these religions and since people do not belong to more then more then one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
#1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate then the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

#2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster then the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, that "it'll be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.

TERMINAL OWNAGE!!!111

lol my job

2007-04-12T20:24:00.000+08:00

lol i gotta a job.. every day from 930 to 1000 teach my sis and 1 mth get 50 dola lol.. save moer $$$
neway im kinda shocked @ my results 4 feeziz..
quiz got 14.. stil can la
den test got 22 which was kinda of pwnage..
den math quiz calc wrong get 9/10
while teh otehr thx 2 more careless crap i got 25 nia...
o ya my shoe spoilt again... gota glu,... if cant den tmr cant go track...
btw miracle happen: music dr wong didnt kil me n quiz i dem tyco teh parts i noe so get kinda gd crap.
now heres another lame joke

a primary sch class had a hw 2 do.. find sumtin interresting n share wif class
1 boi came 2 teh board and drew a white dot.
teaachER: wads tt?
boi: its a period
teacher:wads so interesing abt tt?
boi: idk but 2day wen my sis missed 1, dad had heart attk mom fainted n teh guy next door shot himself

joke 4 fun

2007-04-09T21:43:00.000+08:00

4 some fucking reason, i fuckng feel like posting a fucking joke. so if u fucking don fucking like it, fuck u and fuck off...

there was a phycologist. 3 mothers and thier child when there.
after teh session(no nt teh LP song)
she said 2 teh first mom: u love sweets and has shownd in ur daugher's name which is y u called er candy.
2 teh 2nd mmom: u love money alot and have thus named ur daugher penny.
at tis point, teh third mom said 2 her son: tis women is tokin crap.. lets go, dick.

fucking hackers

2007-04-08T11:17:00.000+08:00

TIS POST SHALL BE TYPED IN CAPS.
FUCK ALL HACKERS
I FUCKING DIED WEN I SPAWN INTO WANWAN SPA
SS HERE
FUCKED UP RITE.. RENEGADE N HALO N RAKION AND ALL GAMES ALSO HACKERS SUX.
THEY RUIN TEH FUN. I SHAL NOW DEDICATE TIS POST 2 VULGARATIES ON HACKERS
(IN CASE U HAVEN NOTICE.. IM PISSED)
ALL HACKERS MOTHER JIBAI GOT HOLE.
ALL HACKERS SHOULD HAVE TEH SCROTRUM SLICED AND TEIR EPDIDYMIS REPLACED WIF UNBREAKABLE IRON AND PUT ON TEH RACK ONLY WIF FORMULA1 RACE CARS INSTEAD OF HORSES
(IF FEMALE DO ON TEH NIPPLE N MAMARY GLANDS)
ALL HACERKS DESERVE A DYNAMITE IN THIER ASS.
ALL HACKERS FATHER BALLS GOT HORSE LICE(TOTALY IRELEVANT)
ALL HACKERS LISTEN TO BRITNEY SPEARS, PARIS HILTON N THOSE TYPE OF NUB CRAP
ALL HACKERS ARE NUBS
ALL HACKERS SHD HAVE ION CANNONS BLAST DIRECTLY INTO THIER EYES
ALL HACKERS SHD HAVE CRABS STUFFED INTO THIER EARS INTO THIER BRAINS
ALL HACKERS SHD NVR EXPERIENCE ORGASMS.
TO ALL HACKERS: CLIMN UP MOUTH EVERESY AND JUM OFF. CONSIDER IT UR CIVIC DUTY. TEH WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE IF U DO SO.

BTW.. BIO WAS LAME(THOU FUN)...OUR TERRARIUM VERY BARE... AND I TINK 2 MUCH CONDENSATION SOME CRAP DIED. AND ITS KINDA FLODED.

fkin dead.

2007-04-07T20:11:00.000+08:00

shyt...4got about music concert... i tot is tmr... im dead.. dead... wasted $8 and most likely 8% of music marks... dead... dead.. walo.. hw can i 4get... dr wong confrim gna kil me...

tio ilbi

2007-04-06T11:56:00.000+08:00

yay jus tio ilbi tis mornin after haf hr of vikin.. lol woot

track crap drill

2007-04-05T21:11:00.000+08:00

wah now track teh drill change le... push up is commander... no cruncees b come some sort of twist 1 side do de.. wah scary... i actually did all 45(15 each) str8... woot
jus now play com my hand like trembling lor -_-.. jus gota say.. was kinda slack.. sit there haff hr w8 coach.
died 2day... cos played about 2 hr bball... h8 those games tt alot of ppl(soccer oso) cos all play passing no1 play dribble n skill i lazy run tackle...
oso i got pwnt by bens tennsi ball... try catch den smash my nail in.. now its black... abit pain... but dem itchy sibe jio ar.. walo eh feel like scratch b and ut cant... jibai eh...
bio sux.. so many project de... n all crap.. hav tsi bad feeling about terraruim...
nid more adrenalin... maybe next time b4 track in class ask shri len me mp3 blask NYMPHETAMINE 9+ mins so while i don move... den confrim kee sioa in track de...
btw teh flushed away rox... got alot of groin humor.. and teh white fat guy dem gay n some hw remind me of chang han...

yay 119

2007-03-31T12:21:00.000+08:00

lol previous post removed due 2 xtreme sick ness n vulgarness and pussibly a r(21) rating neway ireached 119 and hav 139m liao zzz very no-life... bio sux... crappy projects.... and shri let shaun noe about COF(ROX) so since he noe le can openly listen(its nt tt bad... not all songs insult religion) and like shri. my current addiction is nymphetamine( i tink i gna put a addiction colum...)though is quite long ago addicted since its teh ony COF(ROX) song tt i hav... sunddenly LP seems so non-hardcore xcept 1 step closer qwerty and those others tt stil make teh cut...updated radioblog.... got alot of COF(ROX) songs and 2 shri: i noe y i kisten 1 hr head pain... its cos im nt walking ard... sit there stone so all adrenelin build up -_- tokin abt adrenelin, wish shri got bring mp3 on fri gime rush den can chong in track... cos i nearly died... stupid 3 ppl 200m chong bs... i first 4 start die le.. fifth run and stop abit den run again... last 1 i walk haff way liao...neway, heres an xtrremely nub mapler vid...

~~~so glad for the madness~~~

"Dance With The Devil"

2007-03-23T20:23:00.000+08:00

ps... com lag so nt mapling
crap deleted.. shal nt get caught carry on no-lifing

sian stop slack 4 track

2007-03-23T20:15:00.000+08:00

sian i mus stop slack 4 track... usually optional don go jus go official... but since nid go 2x per wk den can take part competition so i mus go tuesday -__- or cant take competition(got free medal hu don wan *ego*)but scared my mom don let me so if got competition don tell her... jus go den wen get medal tell her same story as last yr... orh sum1 didnt come so i sub teh person den win ^^ as long as don tell her can le or she wil nag de den bcome confrim cant go... o ya hatin fps. it SUX dem sian de... i sit there 1 hr nvr do neting keep getin adrenelin rush... dem pain n pek cek... 2day mornin oso slitely... tink is cos of teh fuckin(aha first in tis post) air con and chair 2 comfy so maybe adrenelin..cant sit stil unless is lesson and im tinkin teh shyt out... btw nice catapult of teh book tingy lol and it seems tt ala is actually nt sensitive 2 poke ... i tink fake all along cos sometime i find that he response dem slow...probably all teh motherfucking fats block la fuck him la... now i shall no-life and post my edited version(sick n vulgar) of dance wif teh devil(me n shri did alot more songs but i don fully agree wif him on some part... tis song i own do wen wu liao suddenly come 2 my head de...

camp rox

2007-03-20T19:23:00.000+08:00

zomfgwtfbbq camp rawk ur balls(haha sumtin totally new) alex rox hardcore... made the campmore fun... firt day mornin sotong wake up go mrt... took teh lift... slack bag 2 heavy... wen first reach sch c all teh ppl instructor and teh first activity, first impressiobn was :wah sian... more enthu bs... confrim sian de... wa c liao... but wen reach teh camp site ting change abit... i stil don rly like teh cheer... but aiya jus enthu abit la.... i mos enthu wen kidnap lol chong and shout dao siao... due 2 my proness( we sotong go early... nt tt it is a bad ting) we found hostages in negative 3 mins... it wen lidat...
me:hmm lets go tt side.
rest:kk
me: aiya start wif cantten la
Alex: hint is sumwhre dark
i walk behind teh pillar and tenanana found all le... wtfbbq got 1 memorable part ben blow ball(oon) n cant pop mus blow dao burst den alex go n birst wif some sorta key rofllol hehe notin much more le... excpet teh plannin n alex told some ghost story tt not so scary... b4 dat teh ony activity was wall climing... i use hand ony... my leg oways slip... use wrong way 2 foot... my side i was teh ony 1 2 reach haha consolation...teh abseiling quite fun... wx got pwn...den at nite.....wah cant slp... 201 making lots of noise at about 3 and qjh woke up n pretend haven slp wen he c me... lame guy.... whole nite cant slp... i rmb clay ahnd on wx chest(i swear lol)...tot next mornin gna di... but ITE...
next mornin start wif a walk wif niel... notin 2 do qjh tagged along... go here n there...den started wif teh station crap... liked teh swing across ting... b4 dat de tire crap was lame... my balls got crushed by kausik head(don tink sick) den after tt go the broken bridge and the tarzan tngy... dindnt hav time 4 me 2 run teh log...T_T... oso cos first day rain so our class nvr do teh challange pole... sian i bet i can reach de.... standin BJ(broad jum nt blowjob) i can go like maybe 2.5m now... den did the raft... wah i jus don like sand... didnt rly enjoy dat.... rmb wen try 2 build i try do sumtin sum 1 come ks me so i let dem do n end up slacking... played a game wif shaun he say ne normal ting and i make it sound scik den l8r was plannin for camp fire... NOT... alex rox he help us go flyin fox which totally pwnt.. l8r den we plaled... he scared cw n clay quite bad n maggot scared till donowad shyt,...ad as 4 me i nt scared... ghost nia..wish dey appear den can tok 2 dem... muaha evil abit.. i ony sacre pontainak cos dey rip out ur balls n dik...den l8r discuss on teh camp... got all sorts of crap come out ITE punish factor.. lol i coudlnt do my part-_- dono hw fake teh pain emotion... haha turned out ok... rmb some ppl say don look at teh staiirs...therefore i purpoely look but notin much la... campfire tt time alex n alfred pwn.. lol wear dao dem gey den do some gey dance... wx got terminally pwnt... made 2 dance wif xinyi(after tt we oso sabo him in skit).. nite time cant slp again.. mos ppl tot dey cant slp oso but by 1 all down le... cw and wx came n crowd wif me... planned 2 saxcare ppl tickel feet wadeva wen dey slp... but ite dey 2 oso slp... try wake dem dem hard... poke no use... pull arm and leg oso.. end ujp dey toss n turn... ite cos quite squeezyt i went next 2 qjh 2 lie and sit... ass pain>.<... den next morenin he say he slp 3 hr... wen he slp @ latest 1 and earliest woke 530... 4.5hr... act... summore dat is mini...
3rd day clean toilet... sianed... no hose...actually nt dat bad...n was kinda slack...and took come pic calafa nia... kinda miss teh camp and sure gna miss alex.. went home pon tuition... den at nite i slp like piugg.... 9 i go lie i tink 9 00 01 i slp le 2 days no slp de jie guo lol cant w8 for next camp^^ n next time got class chaletn don put same wk as camp... cos mom say :aiya got camp le don go chalet la...

fk check

2007-03-12T11:48:00.000+08:00

fk check.. its until 12... fk.,. neway found a dem nice vid... sumtin like matrix... called equilibrium... sound so scientific.. wish i hav the movie F5.....

lol bak 2 w8tin...

fk maple

2007-03-12T11:11:00.000+08:00

fk gm... i buy 2x den got urgent serv check... fk it.. suuppose 1 hr but donoy stil haven stop(from 930 to 1030)SO I NO-LIFED mvs... LP POA ROX(your socks in yw terms)

its terminal ownage.. fav part: chester's brain XD
btw 116 le... n since last wk no pla cos mon n tue internet down and wed n thurs patch fri play abit ony and hav camp soon target change to about 117... lol fk it...

stupid maple patch..

2007-03-09T09:46:00.000+08:00

walo accurses mplae pach... 2days ago try dl cos i as soon as come out dl is 100+kbps den sekali start slow dao donowat shyt... screw it... ytd nite try dl oso sibe slow... screw it again... cb...lol 2day mornin on com dl leave it... by 1 shd finish le... den can patch n play....
lame... play halo dao sian le... no multi player... dey shd oso make sumtin like com multi instead of mission nia... dem sian n borin... cos i pwn all the mission le... so ITE i go play renegade and since don wan internet cos wil lag more i play ai which is dem lame... so i go mision pwn... i h8 mission... the reticle don hav the dot de den abit harder get hs....

draft 2 n 3

2007-03-07T17:41:00.000+08:00

kk maple patching.. jus finish draft 2 n 3... all of dem write crap de.. inludin 1... 1 is bout the 3 spartin tingy ony i change like crazy 2 wat i wanted it 2 b actaully and 2 n 3 based on a joke( i copy hy idea of using a joke as plot)... since some of u haven read it yet shall nt spoil 4 u guys... 2day bio test... quite easy.. ony dat q 7 n 8 on std i nt sure...and open end q1 i screw abit... meiosis 1 from prinmary spermacyte(or wadeva...cant rmb again) to secondary... i put b come spermatid1 den meiosis bcome spermatid 2... screwed... there goess 1 point... and if i nt wrong i accidentally put sertoli as the 1 dat produce testetorone(shyt i 4got hw spell there goes another mark..) wen is instertital... there goes 3 marks... screw... i lost 5 marks due 2 pure carelessness..